The Adventures of Blackie, A Marvel Zombies Halloween Review
I DIDN’T EVEN SEE DARE DEVIL IN THIS COMIC. SO APPARENTLY ITS CLICK BAIT, BUT IN PAPER FORM. WHAT I DID SEE IN MARVEL ZOMBIES WAS A CUTE, ADORABLE, AND FURRY LITTLE KITTEN CALLED BLACKIE!!! LET’S FACE IT, IT’S ABOUT TIME WE GOT A COMIC ABOUT A REAL HERO.
So we start Blackie’s adventure being stuck in a post apocalyptic zombie world. Most of the Marvel Zombie heroes and villains have been infected with a virus that makes them want to eat human flesh. We have an older Kitty Pryde and her son she created with Colossus, Piotr. After a small Zombie incursion Piotr and Kitty find Blackie, safe and sound from any zombies inside a wall in their house.
Blackie was very confused as to why they removed him from his safe home and decided to imprison him. Blackie counted the days down on the calendar where he would execute his plot to escape from these terrible captors. Piotr wanted to celebrate Halloween. He kept bugging his mom for candy and a costume. Living in a zombie apocalypse just didn’t seem to be enough like Halloween for him. After his mom found him a costume, decorations, and carved some Jack O’lanterns, Piotr still wasn’t happy. His mom didn’t have any candy. Kitty decides she will go out into the zombie apocalypse and find Piotr some candy. During the conversation Blackie took his chance and slipped away from his prison. Piotr, (the most annoying name to write with auto-correct) notices Blackie running away and decides to pursue, and recapture his prisoner.
Piotr starts searching the town for Blackie. He sees a light on in one of the windows and knocks on the front door. This doesn’t seem to be odd to Piotr that its the only house that looks brand new on the block, and that there is also electricity. Hes greeted by an old man at the door. Being a day early for Halloween, the old man wants nothing to do with the young man and sends him on his way.
Piotr quickly asks the old man if hes seen Blackie. The old man says no, and tells him to stay off the streets. Piotr starts to walk away and as he turns to look back, the strange house has disappeared. OOOoooOOOooooOOoooooHHHhhh! Spooky. Piotr then spots Blackie in the distance and the chase is back on.
Piotr, during his search for our hero, ends up being trapped by a group of zombies featuring Darkhawk, Luke Cage, Squirrel girl, and a couple of others. Just as Piotr is about to be eaten, he’s rescued by his mother. A chase ensues and they end up being cornered in an old school. As the Zombies bare down on them, the old man Piotr met earlier, shows up. He uses a special ability to burn the zombies up and save them. Kitty Pryde realizes that the old man is really Mephisto. Mephisto only saved their lives in hope of one day obtaining their souls which are few and far between. Mephisto then slips away while Kitty and Piotr head back home.
As for Blackie. He was recaptured by Kitty and placed in a smaller cage, but don’t worry. I saved him later on. He lives with me now and that my friends is another story.
MARVEL ZOMBIES GETS 2 BEERS OUT OF A SIX PACK. IT JUST DIDN’T HAVE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. NOT ENOUGH OF THE TRUE HERO BLACKIE.
THIS HAS BEEN DRUNKEN SPIDEY. UNTIL NEXT TIME. THROW ME A BEER.
